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25 November 2008 @ 08:41 am
Vid: I kissed a girl  
Vid: I kissed a girl
Artist: Katy Perry
Source: Smallville, up to 8.04
Warnings: bad dancing and PG-rated smut
Description: Clark experiments with heterosexuality
Download: direct download (35.7 MB) or streaming at YouTube, BAM or Blip
Credits: Concept by svmadelyn who clued me on to the fact that this previously irritating song was actually all about Clark! Betaed by brokenmnemonic and talitha78 *hearts*
Notes: Possibly the easiest (and silliest) vid I've ever made! :D
 
 
Current Location: sofa of comfiness
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
 
 
 
Naomi: Chlark Rush by suicide-beefrelling_tralk on November 24th, 2008 10:16 pm (UTC)
Hee that was awesome! :D
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clex fascinated with youbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
Thank you! :)
netlynnnetlynn on November 24th, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
Wow! That was just what I needed today. 'Clark the Pimp' getting it on with all the ladies' of Smallville. Very funny and definitely one I'll watch over and over. Thanks again for the smiles, I caught myself with this huge grin during the whole thing.
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Bop_radar TWbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
Brilliant! I am glad it put a smile on your face--I grinned a LOT while making it and couldn't wait to share it. :)
Cris: Clois - kissduskwillow on November 24th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
rotflmao!!!
I was cracking up during the whole vid! You are so right, this song works so well for Clark!
Hilarious. Hot. Loved it!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Yay!bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 10:23 am (UTC)
YAY! Glad to give you giggles!
Nora Norwich: Bend over boyfriendnorwich36 on November 24th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
That vid COMPLETELY ROCKED. Ok, I've only watched it once but had to comment IMMEDIATELY. I can tell this is going to become one of the vids I rewatch most, because how can you beat the combination of humor and Clark macking on girls?

I really love all the humorous "OMG boobies" shots of Clark in the beginning parts of this--plus all the Clexy stuff everytime the boyfriend gets mentioned in the song. I also loved how appropriate this song was for Clark, because by making him the protagonist of the song you're feminizing him--and yet that's exactly what the show has always done in all his sex scenes (in the sense that he is never the actor but the reactor, the one acted upon, the one who gets his shirt torn off, etc.), so it works perfectly.

And finally, I just love that it ends with Clark looking completely gobsmacked and overcome by the first Clois kiss, because YES!!! PERFECTION!!! The totally perfect blend of hotness and humor.

*Really MUST get another Clois icon*
redteekal: Odyssey Amused by Meredteekal on November 24th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
EXCELLENT!!!! For the easiest and silliest vid you've ever made it was absolutely entertaining!I NEVER thought of this song like that and yet - perfect symmetry really isn't it? Considering Clex is the OTP of course Clark would have to give the hetero thing a good try at least - just in case he might be able to double his chances at getting a little sumthin' sumthin!
(no subject) - bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
Jayne L.: dwwavesserrico on November 24th, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
Okay, so your vid description made me giggle, but the vid itself made me *howl*. That is AWESOME.

(...hey, SV's really done some spicy sex scenes over the years, helped along by that Welling fella. Huh. *stares* ;)

HEE. Excellent. Excellent! :D
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Lexpornbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)
...hey, SV's really done some spicy sex scenes over the years, helped along by that Welling fella. Huh. *stares*
I've been wanting to make an 'SV is thinly disguised porn' vid for ages--this is almost that vid! (But in the ultimate SV porn vid there would also be cars, lots more phallic imagery and probably a fair bit more violence of a hot nature!)
Call Me OneTrack: daviscallmeonetrack on November 24th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
Crap, that was excellent! HEE!!! Best SV vid ever. Oh so hysterical.

I loved all the shots of Clark looking completely flummoxed and then "answering to" Lex (the little shrug as chloe leaves the barn--so cute!)

I especially liked the shots of Chloe with the lollipop and Lois with the red lipstick for the cherry chapstick lines. Very nice pull there. And the bit with Ollie of course!

Oh that was fun. Crackvids for the win.
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clex fascinated with youbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
Clark looking completely flummoxed and then "answering to" Lex (the little shrug as chloe leaves the barn--so cute!
What was awesome about that scene was I had to do practically NOTHING to it--it plays out exactly that way in canon! Ditto their later feud which was about Victoria (I just flipped the jealousy around).

Crack vids do rock! (But I can rec some other hilarious SV ones if you want...)
mahaliemmahaliem on November 24th, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
I love this!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clex here with youbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
Hooray! Apparently I should feel lonely more often! \o/
darluludarlulu on November 24th, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
OMG, this was just freaking hilarious. I love it!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clark sweetbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
Yay! I'm so glad you found it funny. *BG*
HOT NEW ORC FORTRESSunlovablehands on November 25th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
hilarious.
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Yay!bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 07:43 am (UTC)
Hooray!
Heather: Clark Boobie Issues by wickedprincess3miss_tress on November 25th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
*jumps up and down while waving my arms around*

Perfectly hilarious. Yet sexy too! How is such a combination possible? I'll never be able to hear this song again without thinking about Clark!

*goes off to watch it a zillion more times*
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Pretty please clarkbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 07:44 am (UTC)
:D YAY! You liked it!

How is such a combination possible?
Through the unholy power of Tom Welling. ;) His performance(s) made this vid eeeeeasy.
(no subject) - miss_tress on November 25th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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huzzlewhat: loishuzzlewhat on November 25th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
GREATEST VIDEO EVER I MEAN IT REALLY!!!!

Whoo.

Sexy and hysterical and definitely worth rewatching. God, his face!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: TW smilebop_radar on November 25th, 2008 07:46 am (UTC)
HEE! *giggles at your hyperbole* I'm thrilled you liked it so much--I definitely grinned a LOT while making it.
Talitha: __paperdreams Clark o Otalitha78 on November 25th, 2008 01:15 am (UTC)
YAY VID!!!

And what's this I see in the download link address? You have a website now? Cool!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clark basketballbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 07:55 am (UTC)
The very wonderful bananainpyjamas offered to host my vids on her website. :D She is awesomely generous!

Thanks again for the super-encouraging beta feedback! *hugs*
(no subject) - talitha78 on November 25th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Christina K  (jackelope hunter!)butterflykiki on November 25th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
*sads* I can not watch! I downloaded it, and the song's there, but no video-- any suggestions as to why would be welcomed, I'd love to see this.
Christina K  (jackelope hunter!): Donnasqueecoatbutterflykiki on November 25th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
Aaaand now that I've downloaded the latest DiVx codecs, it's all good.

Is there such a thing as PG-13 porn? Because yowza.
(no subject) - bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
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K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clois did we?bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:07 am (UTC)
There is nothing not good about Tom Welling making out with someone. Anyone! \o/

I think he's a bit of an exhibitionist, really.
He does a very good impression of one at least!

I don't think enough can be said of the million and one terrified-of-boobies faces Clark makes
Hee hee hee! Clark's facial expressions made the vid a cinch! There was actually a lot of footage I had to discard!
RivkaT: mrs lovettrivkat on November 25th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
So awesome! You are right both on the previous irritation factor and the suitability of the song for Clark! You have vastly improved my life because now when I hear the song I can just replay the vid in my mind!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Bop_radar TWbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:09 am (UTC)
Hooray! This is a victory indeed! The song is sooo annoying but I feel exactly the same way now. I just kept vidding it in my head to Clark and then thought: the world needs to share this!
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K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clois runbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:12 am (UTC)
Yay!! I would have loved to have worked in the shot from your clip but I might have to save it for a Clois vid.
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K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Oliverbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:22 am (UTC)
Oh yay! Thank you! I'm glad you liked the Ollie moment. *G*
Natasha: maximizetheclexfactor on November 25th, 2008 03:21 am (UTC)
That was incredibly adorably hot and cute and CLARK!!!

I needed to add that this will go immediately on my iPod

Edited at 2008-11-25 03:24 am (UTC)
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clark basketballbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:22 am (UTC)
HEE! Yay! That is very flattering, thank you! (perfect icon)
If you have any trouble getting it on your ipod let me know and I can convert it for you.
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Fleegull: Zipping Upfleegull on November 25th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
Got to see it!!! Ha! All the times Clark tries to get away from girls!!!

Edited at 2008-11-25 03:44 am (UTC)
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clois did we?bop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:36 am (UTC)
Hee! There have been many...
Nickyobsessive24 on November 25th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
That was hilarious. Brilliant concept and I especially loved how you used his happy/bemused expressions. Fun!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clark sweetbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:37 am (UTC)
Thanks! *g* clark's facial expressions are gold.
Clyde: clark nice boysuzvoy on November 25th, 2008 06:29 am (UTC)
GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

This was so much fun, seriously :D
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clark basketballbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:40 am (UTC)
YAY! Thank you!
daybreak777: wet clarkdaybreak777 on November 25th, 2008 06:42 am (UTC)
Bopppy! Clark!!! Porn!!! How are my friends making vids of EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO SEE?

Wow! That was awesome. I may need a cigarette. Wait, I don't smoke. Well, damn, girl! I can't be coherent! There is an episode with shirtless bad-dancing Clark??? How did I never see this???

This was fun and kinky and hot and slashy and I loved it. I may have to write a certain fic prompted recently. And:

MAXIMA!!!!!!

So much kissing! How can this be bad? Answer: It can not.

Also you are awesome. :-) Sorry, I should be more meta-ey or something, but dude there were walls and garter belts!!!

:-D Fun vids ftw!!

Edited at 2008-11-25 06:46 am (UTC)
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clark basketballbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 08:55 am (UTC)
There is an episode with shirtless bad-dancing Clark??? How did I never see this???
HEE! Because it's back in Season 4. And it's called Spell and is hilarious. And yes, Clark dances Very Very Badly! (And I never thought I'd get to use that in a vid!)

Also, thanks for sharing Maxima squee--that definitely added to my inspiration for this vid!

Much, MUCH kissing! Kissing for kissing's sake! I'm glad you lked it.
Ridiculously Fanatic: sv lois and clark by sadoptimisticnel_ani on November 25th, 2008 10:03 am (UTC)
This was SO MUCH FUN! And wow, Clark made out with a whole lot more girls than I remember. And I'd forgotten how truly hilarious him dancing is. :D

To sum up: what a fun way to start the day!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Bop_radar TWbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 10:22 am (UTC)
:) Yay! Glad you liked it. It sure brightened my weekend.
~*~: sv: CLARK in glassesisilweth on November 25th, 2008 11:17 am (UTC)
Awesome, Boppy! HEE! What tons of fun! I imagine multiple viewings. :D
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: Clois Crimsonbop_radar on November 25th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
Hooray! Glad to hear it!
Caryle: Chuck-kissingcarylerg on November 25th, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
This was awesome! I'm an only occasional SV watcher, but this made me want to watch them all. :)

Also, thank you so much for transforming a song I hated into something that will now always make me giggle. Yay!
K, Bop or Boppy--take your pick!: TW smilebop_radar on November 25th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
SV makes excellent eye candy, and if you want a list of eps I drew on for this one, I mentioned them in the comments above somewhere. ;)

And yay, so glad to rid you of the annoyance related to this song (for it is indeed annoying!)